Sex Help
I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early.
The Difference
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it
again!
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Whistle While You Twurk
One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition. The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won. The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest and one. The third entered the 'smallest penis' contest -- and lost. He came away, very dejected. "What happened?" asked his friends.
"Who's Bill Clinton?"
Eye Rubbers
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.
"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.
"I'm sure weŽll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.
"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."
"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.
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